Friday, February 25, 2011

Every cloud...

Tricky to be feeling hopeful when your next cough is due in a few minutes but after a bit of surfing earlier, I found a ray of hope: -






I'd started off the day e-mailing the organiser of the walk tonight saying I wouldn't be able to make it, then started looking for the next local one. It's not the easiest of things to search for, actual dates and times. There's plenty of gumph about how life changing it is and probably started off by someone who eats Pomegranates and Tofu but nothing I really needed. The only hope if you're going solo is the charity route. The money, as far as I was aware, for The Stroke Association had already been trotted off so it's another £120 in total needed. I received two e-mails a second ago, one from the lady in London saying how gutted she was I couldn't make it and would I like to reclaim all the sponsor money. Aside from my useless body i'm blaming no-one for this vile week so I wasn't prepared to ask for any of it back, end of the day it's a charity and taking back from it is a bit like insulting a puppy. If the timings are toughly the same I have a rather ominous 13 days to get this infernal mankiness out of my so that everything will stop tasting like chalk and barium and I'll finally be able to give this firewalking lark a go.

Rossifer x

The Body - No longer a temple

How I would keep my soul and throw my body asunder.

A seventh day spend awakening poised for the first wrench.
A day full of possibilities spent finding whichever position feels least grim.
'One cool thing a month' was the plan.
February has brought nothing but misery and boredom.
A chance to walk over fire, snatched, as I can barely walk over carpet.
May March bring with it better tidings as I curse this month and my body's incompetence.

Monday, January 31, 2011

25 days to go...

Sunday, January 16, 2011

What's next

This year's aim - at least new fantastic thing a month. January's swim was good for starters, February looks even better. The What's next section further down the page will have details of the next big thing lined up.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

New Years Swim in the Sea

New years day, always a weird one in my view as it always feels like two separate ones, the first one recovering from the night before and the other spend wandering aimlessly trying to find something on the telly or somewhere that's open to go to. This year though would be different, 2011 would be started in the same spirit I hope to maintain all year; it would be started off with a swim in the sea.

This was another one of those 1/2 dreading 1/2 looking forward to entries in the book. It was Mum's idea as naturally once it had been mentioned, it had to be done. I'd been told that wild swimming was quite invigorating but was dreading it as I've inherited my Dad's hatred of cold water. We're the same in the sense that once water of a certain temperature gets as high as the thighs and beyond we start cursing and singing soprano.
After failing to find any official New Year swims we thought we'd just find the closest coast and get it done. Mum picked out Hayling Island as it had some post-swim things to do and she'd been there as a kid with some pretty vivid memories, brought back once we'd crossed the bridge onto the island. After finding a spot full of beach huts (glorified sheds at ten times the price) the beach seemed clear so we shifted all the post swim stuff ready onto the beach, robes and hundreds of towels ready to get warm again after the dip. After returning from the car though the beach suddenly seemed to be crowded, all dog walkers, no one else daft enough to do what we had planned. I thought about waiting for the beach to clear but then thought 'sod it', let's get it done. Top off, shoes off, flip flops on and leg it into the water. Water up to my feet, cold! Up to the shins, not nice! Up to the thighs, I'm cursing, up to the waist and I'm singing soprano! There must have been a step in the sand as I suddenly sank up to my neck and started swimming. This was it, I was swimming in the sea! It was the weirdest sensation, it felt like having hundreds of nails prodding me all over and that feeling when your half asleep and someone rips the duvet off you and open the curtains all in one but in a good way, really invigorating. Mum didn't quite managed the swim bit as she found the same step I did and fell in but I'll let her off as she made it in the water and it was her idea for the day. The whole experience felt like the compost mile, bloody stupid in theory, painful in doing it but an infinite sense of satisfaction once it was done.

After getting out and trying desperately to get warm it was off for grub, cuppas and what else we can find. If you ever find yourself on the Island, go to Delia's diner and get yourself the BK Breakfast for the biggest plate of goodness you'll ever see. A quick visit to the arcade saw a go in the Van Gogh Colour Workroom, frustrations on the 2p piling up game and success on the dancing machine, two As and a B. A swim in the sea, changing of a flat tyre at 2 in the morning and a surprise cinema visit with an old antipodean friend of mine saw a more than memorable start to MMXI, much more of the same please :)

Rossifer x

P.s. Ignore whatever it says below, this was posted 02/01/11 - 2:05pm ;)

Friday, December 24, 2010

Tis the Season

Listen to Noddy, Wham and Wizzard,

Get the car home before the blizzard.

Joy and panic at the sight of snow,
Joy for the young ones, old ones woe.

Coca Cola and Perfume ads,
-6 out, freezing gonads.

Festive Spices, Christmas essence,
"Get out the room, I'm wrapping presents!"

Christmas parties, drunk and dancy,
Mistletoe kiss for the one you fancy.

Christmas decs the cat can reach,
Great Escape and Lizzie's speech.

Green ones, Black ones - Christmas trees,
Real ones, fake ones whichever you please.

Songs of peace and Christmas cheer,
Plans a plenty come next year.

It's getting close, I'll end my rhyme,
Big day's tomorrow, It's Christmas time.


Rossifer x

Monday, November 15, 2010

Car Insurance - The joys - *UPDATED*

Churchill, could you more than double my insurance just because dad rather dropped me in it with the immortal line "Oh my son drives it a lot more than I do". "OHHH YESSS." He has promised to pay me the difference in the renewal quote though bless him so he'll be forgiven if he lives up to his bond. A weird entry this, into the good book but where else to write it? This online tome contains all the random and new things I get up to, why not putting myself down as a named driver on car insurance for the first time?


EXTRA EXTRA!! Not only did dad pay the difference in the insurance, BUT he also cleaned up after some little scrouts egged my car and didn't mention it because he knew i'd be gutted. Cheers Dad, loves ya :) x

It is a soul destroying experience though I can tell you, especially when being a member of society's most persecuted group when it comes to motoring - young male. I must say I felt like the scum of the earth when the questions came flooding in again and again. You could sense the bile being spurted out "WHAT?! You're how old?! AND YOU PARK YOUR CAR WHERE?!!!". There were a list of insurers who simply turned their noses up at me, a few, like Sheila's Wheels and Saga obviously wouldn't have worked and others charged me more than my car was even worth. One even refused because my car wasn't worth enough :( Poor Mavis, never has a car been more loyal and received such harsh treatment. At the end of the day i'm giving these people money for nothing. In my 6 years of driving, the only damage done was from some little sod who did my mirrors when Mavis was parked up. I've always driven safely but there's something funny about naming your car, you look after her even more. So for a couple of hours I was wishing I was actually a 55 year old accountant living in Harrogate with a Fiat Punto parked in a private garage under armed guard, not a 28 year old pacifist wondering who will be next to take from the pot.

Rant over ;)

Rossifer x